The Green Room - Letters to People

Reply #200 - Mar 1^st, 2010 at 10:17am

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Only In Las Vegas wrote on Mar 1^st, 2010 at 9:56am:

Mister Grinch wrote on Feb 28^th, 2010 at 7:05pm:

Only In Las Vegas wrote on Feb 28^th, 2010 at 6:55pm:

Dear Neighbor:
� �Why the hell do you feel like you need to drive up and down our street with your speakers blaring? I don't need you to announce your presence every time you leave or come home, especially when it is like 11 at night or 6 in the morning. Get a life and get a job instead of being the drug dealer that you are.....

Ok, I am done.

Are you upset at drug dealers or people who have their music loud when they drive up?� Because I'm one but not the other.

Ummmm, it is about 50/50 honestly. My street use to have crack dealers and that was aweful until the cops came in a cleaned it up. Pot dealers I can deal with though. My neighbors are all hippies, vw busses and everything so not a big deal. But the driving up and down the streen with music blaring is really annoying. And with this certain neighbor, going door to door peddling your drug wares doesn't exactly fit well with me.

Does that even make sense?

What Awesome part of Utah do you live in??

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Reply #201 - Mar 1^st, 2010 at 10:24am

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Take me or leave me.......but
preferably, take me!

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I live down a dead end street off of 3300 south in slc. The drug dealer lives at the very end (can't stand them) but my neighbors on both sides of me and down a little are all hippies. In fact, I am looking out my window and can see about 8 busses just chilling, and 3 more busses that are being restored along with a beatle. Come by on St. Pattys day. It is always a blast.

This is a girl who has had her heart broken
Cried for continuous hours
Yelled and screamed for help
A girl who turned her back on the world
and a girl who did nothing but love someone.

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Reply #202 - Mar 12^th, 2010 at 10:16am

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Dear India,

Thank you for having the most awesome of all foods in the world, and for having restaurants that have GIANT servings so I can have left overs. I appreciate it.

MRC

Why yes, I AM the Mekong River Commission!

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Reply #203 - Mar 12^th, 2010 at 5:25pm

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Dear Sadness,

Hello again. You want me to clear you a dresser drawer or are you just going to move in altogether?

Sad

If someone tries to kill you, you kill them right back!

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Reply #204 - Mar 12^th, 2010 at 8:52pm

Only In Las Vegas Offline
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Captain Malcolm Reynolds wrote on Mar 12^th, 2010 at 5:25pm:

Dear Sadness,

Hello again.� You want me to clear you a dresser drawer or are you just going to move in altogether?

Sad

This is a girl who has had her heart broken
Cried for continuous hours
Yelled and screamed for help
A girl who turned her back on the world
and a girl who did nothing but love someone.

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Reply #205 - Mar 16^th, 2010 at 10:31pm

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Dear Michael Bubl�,

First of all, you are delicious.

Second, where does one procure Sluck? I'm pretty sure I can wait for the right timing, but I want to make sure I have Sluck for the other half of the equation.

Love,
Persistent

Charity is kind...Doth not behave itself unseemly...is not easily provoked...and is not sleep deprived.

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Reply #206 - Mar 22^nd, 2010 at 2:34pm

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Does that seem right to
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Salt Lake City

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Dear whoever put that can of Coke Zero in the freezer and then left it to explode,

Please never do that again. You already observed that individual cans freeze a heckuvalot faster than twelve-packs; why did you leave the can to freeze? You knew i'd have to clean it up.
I'm giving you the benefit of the doubt that you either a) misjudged the time it would take to get cold or b) honestly just forgot it was there. But seriously... please don't do it again. Like, ever.

Sincerely,
your secretary

It's... not a perfect metaphor.

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Reply #207 - Mar 22^nd, 2010 at 3:29pm

tubathespian Offline
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Does that seem right to
you?
Salt Lake City

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Dear Boss,
I'm sorry I assumed it was you.

Dear Real Culprit,
Seriously. If you do it again, I'll break your legs.
Love,
Secretary

It's... not a perfect metaphor.

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Reply #208 - Mar 22^nd, 2010 at 7:06pm

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Dear printer,

I don't know what happened between you and my computer. I don't know if it was something the computer said, or did, or what. You two seemed to be getting along so well, and all of the sudden you decided to start giving the silent treatment. You two can work this out. At least, I hope so. Remember, when you two aren't talking to each other, it hurts others as well.

--Me

ps--I really do need to print out some working drawings for class tomorrow. Not to threaten you or anything, but if you won't talk to my computer, there are other printers who will.

I make pretty things.

Though she lived alone, apart, hope lay nestling at her heart.

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Reply #209 - Mar 24^th, 2010 at 9:24am

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Earth

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Dear Aunt,

I returned from traveling in Spain and Morocco to read your email drivel.

I can't believe that you have traveled through the world and seen nearly every continent, yet have been unable to learn anything about cultures, government & economic systems, people and the complexities of life from your experiences. What a waste of time and money for you. You should have stayed in your own bed with your head under the covers.

-- Me

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