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Reply #190 - Feb 1^st, 2010 at 10:08pm

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~~MAMMO~~MEMO
Dear company letter-writers,

Pls spell "sincerely" correctly before this copy-editor loses her damn mind.� Wink

Thx,
Mgmt

/evil mean bitch

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Reply #191 - Feb 1^st, 2010 at 10:16pm

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The Kaylee and the Ivy wrote on Feb 1^st, 2010 at 10:08pm:

~~MAMMO~~MEMO
Dear company letter-writers,

Pls spell "sincerely" correctly before this copy-editor loses her damn mind.� Wink

Thx,
Mgmt

/evil mean bitch

Dear Copy-Editor,

Sincere apologies.

Sincerely,

We Idiots Cheesy

If someone tries to kill you, you kill them right back!

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Reply #192 - Feb 2^nd, 2010 at 3:42pm

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The Kaylee and the Ivy wrote on Feb 1^st, 2010 at 10:08pm:

~~MAMMO~~MEMO
Dear company letter-writers,

Pls spell "sincerely" correctly before this copy-editor loses her damn mind.� Wink

Thx,
Mgmt

/evil mean bitch

Dear Copy Editor

Sincerly

Sinserely

Sinsearly

Sin-seerly

Sincearly

and of course

Sincerely!

(hope you know I am just kidding with you)

From

Your friend and member of Bad Spellers Anonymous

This is a girl who has had her heart broken
Cried for continuous hours
Yelled and screamed for help
A girl who turned her back on the world
and a girl who did nothing but love someone.

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Reply #193 - Feb 22^nd, 2010 at 8:47am

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Dear department director: Please PLEASE come out of your office before your appointment is 15 minutes behind. Some of your students disturb me and I don't like the staring they do while they wait for you to come out of your stupid office.

Thank you.

PS: If you are going to be 15 minutes late for EVERY SINGLE APPOINTMENT, then you probably shouldn't freak out that I'm only here 5 minutes early instead of 15.

You have no power over me!

Ye have not applied your hearts to understanding, therefore ye have not been wise.

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Reply #194 - Feb 22^nd, 2010 at 12:19pm

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Dear people in general:

You don't have to comment on everything. Sometimes, you can just read it/listen to it/watch it and say "huh, that was interesting" and move on with your lives.

You have no power over me!

Ye have not applied your hearts to understanding, therefore ye have not been wise.

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Reply #195 - Feb 22^nd, 2010 at 11:09pm

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FRANta Claus wrote on Feb 22^nd, 2010 at 12:19pm:

Dear people in general:

You don't have to comment on everything.� Sometimes, you can just read it/listen to it/watch it and say "huh, that was interesting" and move on with your lives.

Huh. That was interesting. Wink

"You just saved the whole of space and time... take the evening off! Maybe a bit of tomorrow."

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Reply #196 - Feb 26^th, 2010 at 5:04pm

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Swami wrote on Feb 22^nd, 2010 at 11:09pm:

FRANta Claus wrote on Feb 22^nd, 2010 at 12:19pm:

Dear people in general:

You don't have to comment on everything.� Sometimes, you can just read it/listen to it/watch it and say "huh, that was interesting" and move on with your lives.

Huh. That was interesting.� Wink

Sheep. You're all sheep. Bah!

If someone tries to kill you, you kill them right back!

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Reply #197 - Feb 28^th, 2010 at 6:55pm

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Dear Neighbor:
Why the hell do you feel like you need to drive up and down our street with your speakers blaring? I don't need you to announce your presence every time you leave or come home, expecially when it is like 11 at night or 6 in the morning. Get a life and get a job instead of being the drug dealer that you are.....

Ok, I am done.

This is a girl who has had her heart broken
Cried for continuous hours
Yelled and screamed for help
A girl who turned her back on the world
and a girl who did nothing but love someone.

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Reply #198 - Feb 28^th, 2010 at 7:05pm

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Only In Las Vegas wrote on Feb 28^th, 2010 at 6:55pm:

Dear Neighbor:
� �Why the hell do you feel like you need to drive up and down our street with your speakers blaring? I don't need you to announce your presence every time you leave or come home, especially when it is like 11 at night or 6 in the morning. Get a life and get a job instead of being the drug dealer that you are.....

Ok, I am done.

Are you upset at drug dealers or people who have their music loud when they drive up? Because I'm one but not the other.

There is one thing you never put in a trap, if you're smart - if you value your continued existence - if you have any plans about seeing tomorrow there is one thing you never EVER put in a trap.� Me.

Listen, I don't know what sort of kids you've been flying around with in outer space, but you're not telling me to shut up!

As long as I don't bleed or cry, I'll do it!

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Reply #199 - Mar 1^st, 2010 at 9:56am

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Mister Grinch wrote on Feb 28^th, 2010 at 7:05pm:

Only In Las Vegas wrote on Feb 28^th, 2010 at 6:55pm:

Dear Neighbor:
� �Why the hell do you feel like you need to drive up and down our street with your speakers blaring? I don't need you to announce your presence every time you leave or come home, especially when it is like 11 at night or 6 in the morning. Get a life and get a job instead of being the drug dealer that you are.....

Ok, I am done.

Are you upset at drug dealers or people who have their music loud when they drive up?� Because I'm one but not the other.

Ummmm, it is about 50/50 honestly. My street use to have crack dealers and that was aweful until the cops came in a cleaned it up. Pot dealers I can deal with though. My neighbors are all hippies, vw busses and everything so not a big deal. But the driving up and down the streen with music blaring is really annoying. And with this certain neighbor, going door to door peddling your drug wares doesn't exactly fit well with me.

Does that even make sense?

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Cried for continuous hours
Yelled and screamed for help
A girl who turned her back on the world
and a girl who did nothing but love someone.

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