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Dec 22^nd, 2008 at 11:24am

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Let it begin...

Things are rarely "just crazy enough to work," but they are frequently "just crazy enough to fail hilariously. &&&&

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Reply #1 - Dec 22^nd, 2008 at 11:25am

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Dear Justin Timberlake,

I'm almost positive that sexy never went anywhere.

Sincerely,

Josh

Things are rarely "just crazy enough to work," but they are frequently "just crazy enough to fail hilariously. &&&&

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Reply #2 - Dec 22^nd, 2008 at 11:27am

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Dear Santa Clause,

Why haven't you died of a heart attack yet, you blubbery lard butt? �My doctor wants to put me on cholesterol meds and I'm only 41 and not really that fat. Yet here you are, obese and hundreds of years old and still frolicking with elves. That isn't right.

Love,
Mir

Men shut their doors against a setting sun.

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Reply #3 - Dec 22^nd, 2008 at 12:11pm

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Dear George W.,

I feel left behind,

Me

Things are rarely "just crazy enough to work," but they are frequently "just crazy enough to fail hilariously. &&&&

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Reply #4 - Dec 22^nd, 2008 at 1:00pm

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Dear Doctor,

Congratulations on reaching out to the "young, hip, sexy" demographic. It should do wonders for your ad rates.

But could you slip on that old scarf again, just for old times' sake?

With much affection,
Dennis W.c. Bergendorff

P.S. I don't think you gave Peri enough of a chance. Could you arrange to pick her up again, maybe just for a quick catfight with... nevermind.

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Reply #5 - Dec 22^nd, 2008 at 3:17pm

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Dear Manager,

When the form says "use when shorted a significant number of hours" we didn't really mean 1.

1 hour is hardly "significant".

Douche.

Regards,

LGA

Why yes, I AM the Mekong River Commission!

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Reply #6 - Dec 22^nd, 2008 at 3:37pm

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Dear FBI,

I read today that you've reported that "sex slaves" of almost any age can be bought in any city or town in the U.S. for about $200.

This is terrible! What are you doing to lower the price to about $135? These ARE tough economic times, you know!

Yours in haste,
A concerned citizen

Occasional postings, frequent absences, never dull

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Reply #7 - Dec 22^nd, 2008 at 5:59pm

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Misanthrope wrote on Dec 22^nd, 2008 at 3:37pm:

Dear FBI,

I read today that you've reported that "sex slaves" of almost any age can be bought in any city or town in the U.S. for about $200.

This is terrible! �What are you doing to lower the price to about $135? �These ARE tough economic times, you know!

Yours in haste,
A concerned citizen

My daughter is trained for Kill Bill and is going to kick your wad!

Men shut their doors against a setting sun.

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Reply #8 - Dec 22^nd, 2008 at 6:32pm

Misanthrope Offline
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Lady M. wrote on Dec 22^nd, 2008 at 5:59pm:

Misanthrope wrote on Dec 22^nd, 2008 at 3:37pm:

Dear FBI,

I read today that you've reported that "sex slaves" of almost any age can be bought in any city or town in the U.S. for about $200.

This is terrible! What are you doing to lower the price to about $135? These ARE tough economic times, you know!

Yours in haste,
A concerned citizen

My daughter is trained for Kill Bill and is going to kick your wad!

Any daughter of YOURS, Lady M., is undoubtedly worth the full $200.

How's that for an extremely bad compliment!? Cheesy

Occasional postings, frequent absences, never dull

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Reply #9 - Dec 22^nd, 2008 at 9:22pm

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Misanthrope wrote on Dec 22^nd, 2008 at 6:32pm:

Lady M. wrote on Dec 22^nd, 2008 at 5:59pm:

Misanthrope wrote on Dec 22^nd, 2008 at 3:37pm:

Dear FBI,

I read today that you've reported that "sex slaves" of almost any age can be bought in any city or town in the U.S. for about $200.

This is terrible! �What are you doing to lower the price to about $135? �These ARE tough economic times, you know!

Yours in haste,
A concerned citizen

My daughter is trained for Kill Bill and is going to kick your wad!

Any daughter of YOURS, Lady M., is undoubtedly worth the full $200.

How's that for an extremely bad compliment!? � � Cheesy

I will give you free sex if you buy my drugs.

Men shut their doors against a setting sun.

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