The Green Room - Letters to People

Reply #10 - Dec 23^rd, 2008 at 2:29am

Hedgehog Offline
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Who doesn't love a cuddly
hedgehog? WHO?!
Salt Lake City, UT

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Dear Next Generation,

We're sorry.

Signed,

All of Us.

Things are rarely "just crazy enough to work," but they are frequently "just crazy enough to fail hilariously. &&&&

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Reply #11 - Dec 23^rd, 2008 at 6:19am

Wc365 Offline
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The Random Element
West Punkt

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Dear Trader Nick,

I know times are tough, and it's likely you and your crew have had to cut back somewhat, so tell you what, I think I have the kids covered, and I'll set aside my materialistic cravings and ask instead for a few intangibles. Specifically, if you have some "peace of mind" you'd care to impart on many of my loved ones, friends AND family (see the list I faxed to you last week)... come to think of it, I could use a "plan" myself, so maybe you could drop by tomorrow night and we could work a deal.

I've got a couple of bottles of your favorite, and I think I can arrange some of those Danish butter cookies and those ginger snaps I seem to remember you like so much.

Looking forward to seeing you.

Yours sincerely,

W.C.

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Reply #12 - Dec 23^rd, 2008 at 3:10pm

Misanthrope Offline
Diva
And that means you
LA CA

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Dear Joseph O'Nazareth,

It has come to our attention that you have not paid gift taxes on the valuable income (namely, gold, frankincense, myrhh) given to a dependent claimed as a deduction on your previous tax returns. Our office believes that, with 2008 years of uncollected penalties on those gift taxes and compounded interest, you owe us approximate $15 trillion. Please remit sum immediately. Failure to remit may result in criminal charges being brought against you and your estate.

Thank you and have a Merry Christmas,
The Internal Revenue Service

Occasional postings, frequent absences, never dull

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Reply #13 - Dec 23^rd, 2008 at 11:35pm

Ex-evil Offline
Diva
Know thyself, bitch!
Hell

Posts: 5011

Dear PA,
You are a wonderful organization. I love you dearly. Never change.

Love,
evil

for I have wings, and I can fly&&

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Reply #14 - Dec 24^th, 2008 at 12:45am

Beast Offline
Diva
Everywhere

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Dear Online Word Verification People,

� I don't want to fill out the form again because I can't see the stupid non-word that you have asked me to verify. �Yeah, bots can't see it, well neither can I.

-Beast

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Reply #15 - Dec 24^th, 2008 at 1:32am

Hedgehog Offline
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hedgehog? WHO?!
Salt Lake City, UT

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Dear Winter,

Seriously? @#$* you.

All of us.

Things are rarely "just crazy enough to work," but they are frequently "just crazy enough to fail hilariously. &&&&

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Reply #16 - Dec 24^th, 2008 at 7:05am

Dexter the Halls Offline
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Not all monsters are in
the closet.
St George, UT

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Dear Christians,

Shhhhhhhhhhhh!

Sincerely,

Followers of Christ.

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Reply #17 - Dec 24^th, 2008 at 7:08am

The Kaylee and the Ivy Offline
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Come along, Pond.
Coeur de Coeurs

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Dear Santa,

I'm Jewish this year. Please get out of my chimney.

Love,
Me

If we're going to die, let's die looking like a Peruvian folk band.

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Reply #18 - Dec 24^th, 2008 at 8:15am

Misanthrope Offline
Diva
And that means you
LA CA

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Dear "Isn't It Ironic" chick,

If you were so famous, how come I can't remember your name?

Bitterly,
Forgetful

Occasional postings, frequent absences, never dull

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Reply #19 - Dec 24^th, 2008 at 8:23am

Hedgehog Offline
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hedgehog? WHO?!
Salt Lake City, UT

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Dear Britney,

Seriously... stop. Enough is enough.

Sincerely,

Everyone with Taste

Things are rarely "just crazy enough to work," but they are frequently "just crazy enough to fail hilariously. &&&&

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