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Reply #10 - Sep 18th, 2010 at 8:20pm

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Silent Knight wrote on Sep 18th, 2010 at 5:47pm:
Mister Grinch wrote on Sep 18th, 2010 at 4:45pm:
Krumpson wrote on Sep 18th, 2010 at 10:51am:
Mister Grinch wrote on Sep 9th, 2010 at 12:39pm:
Um, I hugged a man in a parking lot in Orem yesterday and a UPS driver almost sideswiped a parked car due to staring.� Is that funny?


I laughed.� But my honest reaction was, "Who was he hugging?� WHO?!"

Only the most attractive straight man in a decade of decades is all...


And you promised that moment would stay between us.

Sorry, I misspoke.  I must have meant the second-most attractive straight man then.   Wink
 

There is one thing you never put in a trap, if you're smart - if you value your continued existence - if you have any plans about seeing tomorrow there is one thing you never EVER put in a trap.� Me.

Listen, I don't know what sort of kids you've been flying around with in outer space, but you're not telling me to shut up!

As long as I don't bleed or cry, I'll do it!
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Reply #11 - Sep 18th, 2010 at 9:30pm

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The Kaylee and the Ivy wrote on Sep 10th, 2010 at 12:07am:


Okay, where the fnikka fnack is that one from?!?
 

There is one thing you never put in a trap, if you're smart - if you value your continued existence - if you have any plans about seeing tomorrow there is one thing you never EVER put in a trap.� Me.

Listen, I don't know what sort of kids you've been flying around with in outer space, but you're not telling me to shut up!

As long as I don't bleed or cry, I'll do it!
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Reply #12 - Sep 18th, 2010 at 9:31pm

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My husband can't stop laughing at the one about bill stickers
 

"Depends.  Did you feel anything for the pumpkin?  The midgets?"  -Wildcard&&&&If Mary Matalin and James Carville can make it work, ANYONE can.  The end.
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Reply #13 - Sep 19th, 2010 at 4:53am

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Mister Grinch wrote on Sep 18th, 2010 at 9:30pm:
The Kaylee and the Ivy wrote on Sep 10th, 2010 at 12:07am:


Okay, where the fnikka fnack is that one from?!?

NO IDEA but she kills me dead.

Cheeky: the first time I saw the bill stickers one, I think I laughed for a good fifteen minutes solid, so your husband's in good company.  Grin
 

If we're going to die, let's die looking like a Peruvian folk band.
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Reply #14 - Nov 15th, 2010 at 6:44pm

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I just barely got the Bill Stickers one. LOL  Smiley
 

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Reply #15 - Nov 15th, 2010 at 6:50pm

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oh... and....Here's a picture of a redneck mansion for your enjoyment.

 

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You can't get a "yes" if you never ask the question.
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Reply #16 - Nov 15th, 2010 at 11:38pm

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The Kaylee and the Ivy wrote on Sep 19th, 2010 at 4:53am:
Mister Grinch wrote on Sep 18th, 2010 at 9:30pm:
The Kaylee and the Ivy wrote on Sep 10th, 2010 at 12:07am:


Okay, where the fnikka fnack is that one from?!?

NO IDEA but she kills me dead.

Hi Kaylee!

I am pretty sure that clip is from "Look Who's Talking Now" and the actress is Tabitha Lupien. I feel I should be ashamed of this guess, but I am not Grin
 

"It all depends on my mood, and my mood depends on how I feel." - Harold Krenshaw, Monk
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Reply #17 - Nov 20th, 2010 at 7:30pm

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Dizzy Dandelion wrote on Nov 15th, 2010 at 11:38pm:
The Kaylee and the Ivy wrote on Sep 19th, 2010 at 4:53am:
Mister Grinch wrote on Sep 18th, 2010 at 9:30pm:
The Kaylee and the Ivy wrote on Sep 10th, 2010 at 12:07am:


Okay, where the fnikka fnack is that one from?!?

NO IDEA but she kills me dead.

Hi Kaylee!

I am pretty sure that clip is from "Look Who's Talking Now" and the actress is Tabitha Lupien. I feel I should be ashamed of this guess, but I am not Grin


Ashamed of this clip?  Are you Tabitha Lupien herself???  Shocked
 

There is one thing you never put in a trap, if you're smart - if you value your continued existence - if you have any plans about seeing tomorrow there is one thing you never EVER put in a trap.� Me.

Listen, I don't know what sort of kids you've been flying around with in outer space, but you're not telling me to shut up!

As long as I don't bleed or cry, I'll do it!
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