The Green Room - I demand funny stories.

Sep 8^th, 2010 at 10:49am

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I'm feeling kind of stupid, and want cheering up. Therefore, as moderator of this board, I want you to entertain me. Funny real-life stories and jokes are best, although funny pictures and cartoons are also acceptable. Now go forth and bring me humor!

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Reply #1 - Sep 9^th, 2010 at 12:39pm

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Um, I hugged a man in a parking lot in Orem yesterday and a UPS driver almost sideswiped a parked car due to staring. Is that funny?

There is one thing you never put in a trap, if you're smart - if you value your continued existence - if you have any plans about seeing tomorrow there is one thing you never EVER put in a trap.� Me.

Listen, I don't know what sort of kids you've been flying around with in outer space, but you're not telling me to shut up!

As long as I don't bleed or cry, I'll do it!

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Reply #2 - Sep 9^th, 2010 at 4:56pm

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Hm. Not quite the kind of funny I was looking for.

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Though she lived alone, apart, hope lay nestling at her heart.

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Reply #3 - Sep 9^th, 2010 at 5:12pm

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I have a friend who told me she used to trip little children when she was younger. She would just stick her foot out when they would run by and trip them.�

Made me laugh.

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Reply #4 - Sep 10^th, 2010 at 12:07am

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While I try to think of funny stories, will funny .gifs and images work? Some of these always make me laugh! <3

If we're going to die, let's die looking like a Peruvian folk band.

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Reply #5 - Sep 10^th, 2010 at 12:27am

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Here, have some more! Cheesy

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Reply #6 - Sep 10^th, 2010 at 11:10am

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Well, let's see. there was that one time when I.... No, actually that was more sad than funny.

Oh, wait. Once I was.... Nope. That was just pathetic.

Oh well, here's a funny photo (I think it's funny, anyway, and since I took it, that should count for something, shouldn't it?):

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Reply #7 - Sep 18^th, 2010 at 10:51am

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Mister Grinch wrote on Sep 9^th, 2010 at 12:39pm:

Um, I hugged a man in a parking lot in Orem yesterday and a UPS driver almost sideswiped a parked car due to staring.� Is that funny?

I laughed. But my honest reaction was, "Who was he hugging? WHO?!"

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Reply #8 - Sep 18^th, 2010 at 4:45pm

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Krumpson wrote on Sep 18^th, 2010 at 10:51am:

Mister Grinch wrote on Sep 9^th, 2010 at 12:39pm:

Um, I hugged a man in a parking lot in Orem yesterday and a UPS driver almost sideswiped a parked car due to staring.� Is that funny?

I laughed.� But my honest reaction was, "Who was he hugging?� WHO?!"

Only the most attractive straight man in a decade of decades is all...

There is one thing you never put in a trap, if you're smart - if you value your continued existence - if you have any plans about seeing tomorrow there is one thing you never EVER put in a trap.� Me.

Listen, I don't know what sort of kids you've been flying around with in outer space, but you're not telling me to shut up!

As long as I don't bleed or cry, I'll do it!

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Reply #9 - Sep 18^th, 2010 at 5:47pm