The Empress Theater is excited to announce auditions for
NOISES OFF
Called “the funniest farce ever written,” Noises Off presents a manic menagerie of itinerant actors rehearsing a flop called Nothing’s On. Doors slamming, on and offstage intrigue, and an errant herring all figure in the plot of this hilarious and classically comic play.
Auditions:
August 8th 7pm-9pm
Callbacks by invitation only August 10th
The production runs November 10-18, 2017.
Auditions open to those 16 & older. Sides will be provided from the script for the auditions.
Please provide a list of conflicts from August 14th through November 18th.
Producer: David Sullivan
Director: Melissa Jensen
Cast of Characters: Age listed is the character age, not necessarily the age of the actor.
DOTTY OTLEY - A late-middle-aged actress. Plays Mrs. Clackett, the housekeeper for the Brents’ home in England in Nothing’s On.
LLOYD DALLAS - The director of a play-within-the-play, called Nothing’s On.
GARRY LEJEUNE - A stuttering actor, easily fired up. Plays Roger, the estate agent looking to let the Brent’s house in Nothing’s On.
BROOKE ASHTON - A young inexperienced actress from London. Plays Vicki, who works for the tax authorities and is trying to woo Roger in Nothing’s On.
POPPY NORTON-TAYLOR - Assistant Stage Manager.
FREDERICK FELLOWES - Has a serious fear of violence and blood. Plays Phillip Brent, who lives out of the country with his wife Flavia to avoid paying taxes and is on a secret visit in Nothing’s On.
BELINDA BLAIR - Cheerful and sensible, a reliable actress. Plays Flavia, Philip Brent’s wife, who is dependable, though not one for household duties in Nothing’s On.
TIM ALLGOOD - An over-worked Stage Manager.
SELSDON MOWBRAY - Elderly and with actorly mannerisms. Plays Selsdon, a burglar and an old man in his seventies, breaking into the Brents’ house in Nothing’s On.




Hello - I just had a quick question.are these auditions opened to the general public or do you have be a part of some theater organization in order to audition. I’m new to the area and was just wondering how it always works.
Thank You.
What time will rehearsals be? And what will call time be for performances?