The Green Room - My wiener has a first name, its O S C A R

Jan 20^th, 2011 at 4:50pm

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How many of you have named your own genetalia or your partners genitalia, and then refer to it in third person as if it is its own seperate entity? There is this person I know that does this and it just seems... bizarre?

I'm not talking about something such as referring to one's breasts as 'the girls', I'm talking about a full-grown man making statements like "Me and Chet are going to go have ourselves one heck of a good time tonight out on the town!"� Yes. That is the way he speaks. Chet, I have finally learned, is not some life-long friend from high school as I had been assuming for lo these many weeks and months, but is in fact, his thingy.

For hell's sake, if you are going to give your junk a name shouldn't it be something like, oh I don't know... Thor? Or Tytan? Or Pandora? Seriously.

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Reply #1 - Jan 20^th, 2011 at 5:10pm

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Miz LeStrange wrote on Jan 20^th, 2011 at 4:50pm:

How many of you have named your own genetalia or your partners genitalia, and then refer to it in third person as if it is its own seperate entity? There is this person I know that does this and it just seems... bizarre?

I'm not talking about something such as referring to one's breasts as 'the girls', I'm talking about a full-grown man making statements like "Me and Chet are going to go have ourselves one heck of a good time tonight out on the town!"� Yes. That is the way he speaks. Chet, I have finally learned, is not some life-long friend from high school as I had been assuming for lo these many weeks and months, but is in fact, his thingy.

For hell's sake, if you are going to give your junk a name shouldn't it be something like, oh I don't know... Thor? Or Tytan? Or Pandora? Seriously.

� I have not named my junk.� I do know people who name their cars, their imaginary friends, or their period.�

Maybe this falls into one of those categories:

Either it's an important and defining asset that allows the freedom and responsibility of a car, the selective nicknames for imaginary friends who represent certain behaviors that we feel compelled to do against our better judgment, just a bothersome occasional visitor with whom you would rather not have association and only indulge in its company because you cannot escape it.

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Reply #2 - Jan 20^th, 2011 at 5:45pm

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oh sweet lord what is wrong with some people.

One of my best friends named the girls Maud and the Honorable Judge Lefty. That's about the only instance I can think of.

I have not named any body parts (nor do I feel compelled to do so), but according to Mister A, I have a "spooky hoo-hoo". So.

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Reply #3 - Jan 20^th, 2011 at 7:43pm

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Um, Swami, I'm going to need a different word substitution for P E N I S.� "Thingy"� really doesn't work for me.� Cheesy

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Reply #4 - Jan 20^th, 2011 at 9:24pm

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spiker wrote on Jan 20^th, 2011 at 7:43pm:

Um, Swami, I'm going to need a different word substitution for P E N I S.� "Thingy"� really doesn't work for me.�� Cheesy

Fixed. You can now write penis and any other words for genitalia. "crappity smack" is still there, for Kaylee.

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Reply #5 - Jan 20^th, 2011 at 9:31pm

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A buddy of mine used to call his penis "Bart". Insert any Simpsons and Bay Area Rapid Transit jokes here.

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Reply #6 - Jan 20^th, 2011 at 9:45pm

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Swami wrote on Jan 20^th, 2011 at 9:24pm:

spiker wrote on Jan 20^th, 2011 at 7:43pm:

Um, Swami, I'm going to need a different word substitution for P E N I S.� "Thingy"� really doesn't work for me.�� Cheesy

Fixed. You can now write penis and any other words for genitalia. "crappity smack" is still there, for Kaylee.

I WILL HAVE YOU KNOW it was a New Year's resolution to speak more like a lady, but I will also have you know that I love cursing (mine and others') with a vibrant passion. Grin

Spiker, come on. "Caulk" is a perfectly acceptable word here... Wink

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Reply #7 - Jan 21^st, 2011 at 10:53am

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Kaylee wrote on Jan 20^th, 2011 at 9:45pm:

I WILL HAVE YOU KNOW it was a New Year's resolution to speak more like a lady, but I will also have you know that I love cursing (mine and others') with a vibrant passion.� Grin

The thought of Kaylee not being able to use her mastery of the Engligh language to curse creatively drives me bitchcakes....

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Reply #8 - Jan 21^st, 2011 at 1:31pm

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Kaylee wrote on Jan 20^th, 2011 at 9:45pm:

Spiker, come on. "Caulk" is a perfectly acceptable word here...

Caulk is a much better euphemism than Thingy. Especially when using the correct pronunciation. Of course, now that Swami has fixed things we are no longer in need of these substitutions and can now freely write "penis" to our hearts content. Yay! Cheesy

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Reply #9 - Jan 21^st, 2011 at 2:23pm

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Although, as Kaylee well knows, CAULK is just about my favorite word in the English language. And is an apt description for it. It sounds just like what it is. I <3 CAULKS!

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