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May 18th, 2010 at 3:23pm

Mister Grinch   Offline
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For the past few days I've been craving high school cafeteria lunches - tater tots, French fries, ketchup!!  The smells, the clattering, the steam!

I finally realized it's just my body crying for sodium.

I've been eating mainly yogurt, cottage cheese, and bread with tomatoes and minimal lunchmeat.  Not enough sodium evidently?  Aside from gobbling a mouthful of sea salt from the cupboard (which I understand is dangerous and can cause Innard Wither), what's a healthy way to get sodium into my diet in a healthy way?  Add salt to soup?  Put ketchup on my toast?  Am I doing a disservice to myself with my yogurt-eating ways?
 

There is one thing you never put in a trap, if you're smart - if you value your continued existence - if you have any plans about seeing tomorrow there is one thing you never EVER put in a trap.� Me.

Listen, I don't know what sort of kids you've been flying around with in outer space, but you're not telling me to shut up!

As long as I don't bleed or cry, I'll do it!
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Reply #1 - May 18th, 2010 at 3:31pm

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Heehee! I have kind of no advice (except that my dad drinks pickle juice after he's worked a long day at construction--?!?!?!), but the cafeteria lunch thing made me laugh. Alex teases me all the time because she says I eat like a third-grader. I like chocolate milk and Fruit Roll-Ups and peanut butter sandwiches and apple juice and I like carrot sticks even if I can't have them too much.

So! Pickle juice? I don't know.
 

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Reply #2 - May 18th, 2010 at 3:36pm

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I love to sprinkle salt and pepper on my fresh tomatoes.   Uh... tomatoes straight from the garden.  "Fresh tomatoes" sounds naughty.  So you could sprinkle salt on your tomato sandwiches?

I like pickles. 


 
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Reply #3 - May 18th, 2010 at 3:37pm

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Mister Grinch wrote on May 18th, 2010 at 3:23pm:
what's a healthy way to get sodium into my diet in a healthy way?


Also, I am distracted?  Or a poor writer?  I don't know.  I apologize.
 

There is one thing you never put in a trap, if you're smart - if you value your continued existence - if you have any plans about seeing tomorrow there is one thing you never EVER put in a trap.� Me.

Listen, I don't know what sort of kids you've been flying around with in outer space, but you're not telling me to shut up!

As long as I don't bleed or cry, I'll do it!
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Reply #4 - May 18th, 2010 at 3:39pm

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The Kaylee and the Ivy wrote on May 18th, 2010 at 3:31pm:
So! Pickle juice? I don't know.�

Krumpson wrote on May 18th, 2010 at 3:36pm:
I like pickles.


I've got relish!� I relish it!� I will begin eating things with relish, WITH RELISH!
« Last Edit: May 18th, 2010 at 4:49pm by Mister Grinch »  

There is one thing you never put in a trap, if you're smart - if you value your continued existence - if you have any plans about seeing tomorrow there is one thing you never EVER put in a trap.� Me.

Listen, I don't know what sort of kids you've been flying around with in outer space, but you're not telling me to shut up!

As long as I don't bleed or cry, I'll do it!
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Reply #5 - May 18th, 2010 at 3:39pm

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Mister Grinch wrote on May 18th, 2010 at 3:37pm:
Mister Grinch wrote on May 18th, 2010 at 3:23pm:
what's a healthy way to get sodium into my diet in a healthy way?


Also, I am distracted?� Or a poor writer?� I don't know.� I apologize.


You are just being redundant to make a healthy point that is healthy.
 
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Reply #6 - May 18th, 2010 at 5:19pm

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Mister Grinch wrote on May 18th, 2010 at 3:37pm:
Mister Grinch wrote on May 18th, 2010 at 3:23pm:
what's a healthy way to get sodium into my diet in a healthy way?


Also, I am distracted?� Or a poor writer?� I don't know.� I apologize.


Your story is good, but your writing is horrid.

You mentioned the sea salt. After my transplant, my dietician told me that sea salt is more or less the same as table salt and is not truly better for you. I have not confirmed this with anyone and can't say for dead certain it's accurate (I just trused her because she was a hosptial dietician), or if it applies to your situation, I'm just tossing it out there,
 

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Reply #7 - May 18th, 2010 at 5:59pm

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Silent Knight wrote on May 18th, 2010 at 5:19pm:
sea salt is more or less the same as table salt


*whispering* (I know, I just couldn't remember the brand name for that iconic table salt with the umbrella, so I said Sea Salt to give my story more oomph.  I know, I know, I'm as bad as JK Rowling...)
 

There is one thing you never put in a trap, if you're smart - if you value your continued existence - if you have any plans about seeing tomorrow there is one thing you never EVER put in a trap.� Me.

Listen, I don't know what sort of kids you've been flying around with in outer space, but you're not telling me to shut up!

As long as I don't bleed or cry, I'll do it!
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Reply #8 - May 18th, 2010 at 9:00pm

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Mister Grinch wrote on May 18th, 2010 at 5:59pm:
Silent Knight wrote on May 18th, 2010 at 5:19pm:
sea salt is more or less the same as table salt


*whispering* (I know, I just couldn't remember the brand name for that iconic table salt with the umbrella, so I said Sea Salt to give my story more oomph.� I know, I know, I'm as bad as JK Rowling...)


"Sea salt" makes you sound gay.  Just sayin'.   Wink
 
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Reply #9 - May 18th, 2010 at 9:27pm

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Krumpson wrote on May 18th, 2010 at 9:00pm:
Mister Grinch wrote on May 18th, 2010 at 5:59pm:
Silent Knight wrote on May 18th, 2010 at 5:19pm:
sea salt is more or less the same as table salt


*whispering* (I know, I just couldn't remember the brand name for that iconic table salt with the umbrella, so I said Sea Salt to give my story more oomph.� I know, I know, I'm as bad as JK Rowling...)


"Sea salt" makes you sound gay.� Just sayin'.� �Wink

Only because of the lithp.
 

There is one thing you never put in a trap, if you're smart - if you value your continued existence - if you have any plans about seeing tomorrow there is one thing you never EVER put in a trap.� Me.

Listen, I don't know what sort of kids you've been flying around with in outer space, but you're not telling me to shut up!

As long as I don't bleed or cry, I'll do it!
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