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Apr 10th, 2010 at 4:50pm

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40 lbs. lost in 4 months, sleeps through the night, achy joints gone:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3HyCxfAPVxI

Stage 2 colon cancer healed , stage 3 renal kidney disease, was 411 lbs. (currently he's lost over 220lbs.), 19 prescriptions gone, off all diabetes meds in 4 days, in 13 months!:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Ip-VkRgHkM

 

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Reply #1 - Apr 11th, 2010 at 1:55am

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Aww, The thread title made me think we finally were going to start talking about Colby Keller.  Sad Oh well.
 

There is one thing you never put in a trap, if you're smart - if you value your continued existence - if you have any plans about seeing tomorrow there is one thing you never EVER put in a trap.� Me.

Listen, I don't know what sort of kids you've been flying around with in outer space, but you're not telling me to shut up!

As long as I don't bleed or cry, I'll do it!
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Reply #2 - Apr 11th, 2010 at 4:06pm

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Mister Grinch wrote on Apr 11th, 2010 at 1:55am:
Aww, The thread title made me think we finally were going to start talking about Colby Keller.� Sad Oh well.


I vote that we do.  It's totally on topic with the title of this thread... and probably a more legitimate direction to take the discussion.

So what do you think that Colby Keller does to keep in shape (other than have wild sex, I mean)?  And if you are gay, are you more likely to work on building up your own muscles if you are attracted to muscular men?  Or does attraction work that way?    Probably not.  I mean, I don't want my body to look anything like the body parts that I am attracted to.

What do you think, Mister A.?
 
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Reply #3 - Apr 11th, 2010 at 6:18pm

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There is only one source for effective ANYTHING, and this is it:

http://www.scientology.org/

Learn more:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-d4DyBsEcIE


 
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Reply #4 - Apr 12th, 2010 at 2:43am

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Krumpson wrote on Apr 11th, 2010 at 4:06pm:
Mister Grinch wrote on Apr 11th, 2010 at 1:55am:
Aww, The thread title made me think we finally were going to start talking about Colby Keller.� Sad Oh well.


I vote that we do.� It's totally on topic with the title of this thread... and probably a more legitimate direction to take the discussion.

So what do you think that Colby Keller does to keep in shape (other than have wild sex, I mean)?� And if you are gay, are you more likely to work on building up your own muscles if you are attracted to muscular men?� Or does attraction work that way?� � Probably not.� I mean, I don't want my body to look anything like the body parts that I am attracted to.

What do you think, Mister A.?�


Well, I know that Colby has engaged in weightlifting.  Because that's what he and Patrick did, before they did each other.  Ha ha, no seriously.  No, the first time I saw Colby he was darling, and then he didn't perform for any site for a while, and then when he came back he had muscles and tone, and interestingly, though he looked very attractive at that point, many people were commenting that it was to his detriment to be so muscle-bound and they enjoyed his slightly softer look.  He's evidently capitalized on that in the last little while, becoming well known as a hot hairy guy, and what's one thing body hair can do?  Oh yes, cover muscle definition. 

It really works either way for Colby, in my opinion.  He has an adorableness that's really unique to the gay adult film community - in fact, that's why I liked his first video so much!  Some of you may need to close your ears for this part: you see, as an... adult film patron and connoisseur, let's say... I know some things.  Straight sex can be charming and intense and adorable and dirty and sweet IN THE BEDROOM.  Not on film.  Straight sex in digital format is always gross.  However, what many gay sites have found is that the charming and intense and adorable and dirty and sweet is what pulls in their target audience.  Now, there's certainly niche markets, but in the last couple of years it has seemed like there's been a push towards depicting sweetness and tenderness to bookend the ass-pounding.  Perhaps I'm reading too much into what I see, and perhaps it has to do with the specific sites from which I find my carnal delights, but it's seemed like this to me.  Reputable sites aim to deliver it all.  And it's appealing. 

And the first example I ever found involved this Colby.  Perhaps he's just spoiled me for all the rest.  He seems okay being him, whether toned or not, hirsute or smooth, he always is smiling.  I think, after reading his blog and following his twitter in addition to looking at his nudie pics, that he just lives, and enjoys living and that's what he does to keep in shape.

As to attraction, I'm afraid I haven't the courage to put my thoughts into words on that subject.  Yet.
 

There is one thing you never put in a trap, if you're smart - if you value your continued existence - if you have any plans about seeing tomorrow there is one thing you never EVER put in a trap.� Me.

Listen, I don't know what sort of kids you've been flying around with in outer space, but you're not telling me to shut up!

As long as I don't bleed or cry, I'll do it!
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Reply #5 - Apr 12th, 2010 at 7:53am

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Ashwgrl wrote on Apr 10th, 2010 at 4:50pm:
40 lbs. lost in 4 months, sleeps through the night, achy joints gone:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3HyCxfAPVxI

Stage 2 colon cancer healed , stage 3 renal kidney disease, was 411 lbs. (currently he's lost over 220lbs.), 19 prescriptions gone, off all diabetes meds in 4 days, in 13 months!:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Ip-VkRgHkM



wow.  And here I thought you were only slightly odd... not straight up bat-shit crazy.
 

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Reply #6 - Apr 12th, 2010 at 8:45am

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...he just lives, and enjoys living and that's what he does to keep in shape.


How I wish that enjoying living was how I kept in shape.� To me, "enjoying living" means eating pie.� The kind with butter and sugar in it that you bake in the oven ... not the.... um... you know.� Okay, so THAT is enjoying living too, and it does give you quite the workout I noticed this morning.� �But the other kind of pie is sort of counterproductive.� �Especially when you eat both kinds of pie at the same time.  Maybe my problem is that I combine food with sex too often.
 
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Reply #7 - Apr 12th, 2010 at 8:48am

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What does any of this have to do with Scientology? You people are making a mockery of my thread.
 
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Reply #8 - Apr 12th, 2010 at 12:08pm

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BS wrote on Apr 12th, 2010 at 8:48am:
What does any of this have to do with Scientology? You people are making a mockery of my thread.


I thought the thread was about the wisdom of raw Rifftrax.
 
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Reply #9 - Apr 12th, 2010 at 12:10pm

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Something tells me this thread should be moved... but it's very hard to say where to.
 
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Reply #10 - Apr 12th, 2010 at 12:11pm

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Dexter the Halls wrote on Apr 12th, 2010 at 12:10pm:
Something tells me this thread should be moved... but it's very hard to say where to.


Relationships?
 
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Reply #11 - Apr 12th, 2010 at 12:20pm

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Or film.  Or religion.  Or recommended by us.  Certainly not food/diet/health.   Grin
 
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Reply #12 - Apr 12th, 2010 at 12:30pm

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Dexter the Halls wrote on Apr 12th, 2010 at 12:20pm:
Or film.� Or religion.� Or recommended by us.� Certainly not food/diet/health.� �Grin


Sez you!   I was talking about how gay porn stars get in shape in my posts.  That's totally exercise.
 
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Reply #13 - Apr 12th, 2010 at 12:31pm

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Krumpson wrote on Apr 12th, 2010 at 12:08pm:
BS wrote on Apr 12th, 2010 at 8:48am:
What does any of this have to do with Scientology? You people are making a mockery of my thread.


I thought the thread was about the wisdom of raw Rifftrax.


Are you bad mouthing my religion? All beliefs systems and ideas are equal, whether they make sense or not, and I will not have you attacking my persecution complex. The only difference is that my beliefs are superior to all others, which, frankly, suck.
 
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Reply #14 - Apr 12th, 2010 at 1:46pm

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BS wrote on Apr 12th, 2010 at 12:31pm:
Krumpson wrote on Apr 12th, 2010 at 12:08pm:
BS wrote on Apr 12th, 2010 at 8:48am:
What does any of this have to do with Scientology? You people are making a mockery of my thread.


I thought the thread was about the wisdom of raw Rifftrax.


Are you bad mouthing my religion?


Yes.  Yes, I am.  Your religion smells like stinky socks and looks like Jesus on meth.
 
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Reply #15 - Apr 12th, 2010 at 6:10pm

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Krumpson wrote on Apr 12th, 2010 at 1:46pm:
BS wrote on Apr 12th, 2010 at 12:31pm:
Krumpson wrote on Apr 12th, 2010 at 12:08pm:
BS wrote on Apr 12th, 2010 at 8:48am:
What does any of this have to do with Scientology? You people are making a mockery of my thread.


I thought the thread was about the wisdom of raw Rifftrax.


Are you bad mouthing my religion?


Yes.� Yes, I am.� Your religion smells like stinky socks and looks like Jesus on meth.


That's just what Xenu would say. You need Auditing. Badly.
 
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Reply #16 - Apr 12th, 2010 at 9:28pm

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BS wrote on Apr 12th, 2010 at 6:10pm:
Krumpson wrote on Apr 12th, 2010 at 1:46pm:
BS wrote on Apr 12th, 2010 at 12:31pm:
Krumpson wrote on Apr 12th, 2010 at 12:08pm:
BS wrote on Apr 12th, 2010 at 8:48am:
What does any of this have to do with Scientology? You people are making a mockery of my thread.


I thought the thread was about the wisdom of raw Rifftrax.


Are you bad mouthing my religion?


Yes.� Yes, I am.� Your religion smells like stinky socks and looks like Jesus on meth.


That's just what Xenu would say. You need Auditing. Badly.


You've outed me!  I'm one of the psychiatrists who aided Xenu in summoning billions and capturing their souls (with alcohol and glycol!) and blowing them to smithereens amongst the volcanoes.   And now their alien essences will cling to you ALL as body thetans... unless you eat raw vegan food and send me money.  Bwahahahahaha!
 
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Reply #17 - Apr 13th, 2010 at 6:45am

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Pops popcorn and pulls up a chair.......totally better then anything that's on TV!
 

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Reply #18 - Apr 13th, 2010 at 7:51am

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Krumpson wrote on Apr 12th, 2010 at 9:28pm:
BS wrote on Apr 12th, 2010 at 6:10pm:
Krumpson wrote on Apr 12th, 2010 at 1:46pm:
BS wrote on Apr 12th, 2010 at 12:31pm:
Krumpson wrote on Apr 12th, 2010 at 12:08pm:
BS wrote on Apr 12th, 2010 at 8:48am:
What does any of this have to do with Scientology? You people are making a mockery of my thread.


I thought the thread was about the wisdom of raw Rifftrax.


Are you bad mouthing my religion?


Yes.� Yes, I am.� Your religion smells like stinky socks and looks like Jesus on meth.


That's just what Xenu would say. You need Auditing. Badly.


You've outed me!� I'm one of the psychiatrists who aided Xenu in summoning billions and capturing their souls (with alcohol and glycol!) and blowing them to smithereens amongst the volcanoes.� �And now their alien essences will cling to you ALL as body thetans... unless you eat raw vegan food and send me money.� Bwahahahahaha!


What? are you still on that scientology crap? i quit that Church yesterday when I saw what Kirstie Alley looks like now. Give it a rest.

Jeez. Religious fanatics.
 
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Reply #19 - Apr 13th, 2010 at 3:29pm

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I have decided to farm thetans.  I'll be a thetan farmer.  And then I can sell them to the owner of the fine fettle kettle to make pies.

and cookies.

and ambrosia salad.

mmmmmmmm.  ambrosia salad.
 

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Reply #20 - Apr 13th, 2010 at 4:45pm

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Mmmm.  I shall make thetan & Kristie Alley pie, thetan chip cookies, and we shall all dine on ambrosia thetan salad!

Then we shall see who is fanatic.  THEN WE SHALL SEE!
 
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Reply #21 - Apr 14th, 2010 at 9:00am

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Since I did some more checking on youtube (and I even doublechecked my facts with a guy who works at Gray Whale) and discovered that a raw vegan diet can ressurect the dead, I'm totally on board with that. It's what I believe this week.
 
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Reply #22 - Apr 14th, 2010 at 9:19am

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BS wrote on Apr 14th, 2010 at 9:00am:
Since I did some more checking on youtube (and I even doublechecked my facts with a guy who works at Gray Whale) and discovered that a raw vegan diet can ressurect the dead, I'm totally on board with that. It's what I believe this week.


And some totally anonymous blogger said that it totally cured his sickle-cell disease, cystic fibrosis and red-green colorblindness.  So it must be true.
 
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Reply #23 - Apr 15th, 2010 at 7:09am

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Okay, this is definitely what I believe in now:

http://sixpackofprayer.com/
 
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Reply #24 - Apr 15th, 2010 at 9:42am

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BS wrote on Apr 15th, 2010 at 7:09am:
Okay, this is definitely what I believe in now:

http://sixpackofprayer.com/


I am a BELIEVER! (and they can't ship to Utah  Sad )
 

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Reply #25 - Apr 15th, 2010 at 12:55pm

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I don't know... I'm still skeptical.  It's not on Wikipedia.
 
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Reply #26 - Apr 15th, 2010 at 1:18pm

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Godot� wrote on Apr 15th, 2010 at 12:55pm:
I don't know... I'm still skeptical.� It's not on Wikipedia.


Neither is Colby Keller, but he's true.
 

There is one thing you never put in a trap, if you're smart - if you value your continued existence - if you have any plans about seeing tomorrow there is one thing you never EVER put in a trap.� Me.

Listen, I don't know what sort of kids you've been flying around with in outer space, but you're not telling me to shut up!

As long as I don't bleed or cry, I'll do it!
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